sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

jackjismybae:

Tune in next time for more jokes with Jack 

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.

naturally:

I wanna waste my summer nights with you.

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it